When you touch to feel

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

Some women are so concerned about their husband’s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!

Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting and cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.