Secret formula for married couples

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.

Before marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

Marriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!

When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means . .. … that You are a MALE and MARRIED!

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!