Secret formula for married couples:Love One AnotherAnd if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage I’ve found a man just like fatherThe bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?
Marriage Some women are so concernedSome women are so concerned about their husband’s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!
Marriage Marriage Age 18Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?
Marriage There was a lover who once saidThere was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!
Marriage Husband standing on the scaleHusband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Marriage It’s a day when a man stops doingHoliday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!
