Secret formula for married couples

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.

My Marriage is made of Trust and Understanding. . .. … She doesn’t Trust me and I don’t Understand her!

I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!

Some people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.