Husband: Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?
Wife: No.
Husband surprised!
Wife: Actually, I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it!
All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.
There are many brave people, who always want to fight and be adventurous. Some choose army and retire soon, And others get married and fight till death. Salute them!