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Staying single is a style, Divorce is in vogue, Living-in is common, Extra-marital is happening, And being married is totally outdated!

After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!

Wife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

Married men are no more interested in Mid-Day meal (tiffins) sent by their wives. Now they prefer junk food!

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.