Husband: Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?
Wife: No.
Husband surprised!
Wife: Actually, I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it!
Husband: Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?
Wife: No.
Husband surprised!
Wife: Actually, I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it!
Never Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.
In most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.
If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.
MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.