Was the Whatsapp server down

People have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!

Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives

I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!

Just because a person is silent doesn’t mean that he is not aware of fun and joy. It’s possible that life taught him some serious lessons. Or may be, he is Married.

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!