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Some people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.

Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.

The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.

If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?