Two men are talking.
1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
A wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered. As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death! He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?
