My husband is having an affair

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.

Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.

Married men are no more interested in Mid-Day meal (tiffins) sent by their wives. Now they prefer junk food!