My husband is having an affair

I tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!

I used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Regardless of what you may say or hear, there are still many women these days who are excellent ‘housekeepers’. They keep the house every time they get a divorce.