Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!
There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).
A son asked his mother, Why are wedding dresses white? She replied, It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure. Then the son went and asked the same question to his father. All household appliances come in white, said his father.
There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).
A son asked his mother, Why are wedding dresses white? She replied, It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure. Then the son went and asked the same question to his father. All household appliances come in white, said his father.
There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).
