When wife and children go for a vacation

Holiday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.

A wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered. As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death! He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. … that the park is Jurassic!

Holiday: It’s a day when a man stops doing what his Boss wants and starts doing what his Wife wants!

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.