3 men are arguing about When life begins? 1st: At the time of conception 2nd: At the time of birth 3rd: When wife and children go for a vacation!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage If you are able to read thisWritten behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!
Marriage Women are like phonesWomen are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.
Marriage Similarity between Media and WifeWhat is the similarity between Media and Wife? Till they don’t share the same news at least 100 times, they really don’t sit quietly!
Marriage I wasn’t scared of anything untillI used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
Marriage A man before and after marrigeBefore marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.
Marriage Never Argue with your wifeNever Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.
