Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage A man who surrendersA man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Marriage I am not talking to youWife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!
Marriage A woman learning to drive to herA woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!
Marriage The neighbour’s wifeQ: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.
Marriage Never criticize your husband’sNever criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.
Marriage Today is our anniversaryWife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
