Why do women live longer

What’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

Husband: Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today? Wife: No. Husband surprised! Wife: Actually, I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it!

People have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!