Women’s Dictionary

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!

Husband before leaving for office to his angry wife, Have a Nice Day! Wife: Don’t tell me what to do!

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!