It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!
A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Husband before leaving for office to his angry wife, Have a Nice Day! Wife: Don’t tell me what to do!
Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.