20% of marriages in this country

A successful marriage is based on give and take: Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it, And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions and husband takes it!

A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into pieces. While a woman’s silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!

Women’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.

There’s a strain of virus deadlier than H1N1. It afflicts most married men causing speech impairment, stress, high B.P and fits of rage. There’s no cure in sight and it stays with the victim forever. It’s called B1W1(Wife).

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.