Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Why do men fart more oftenQ: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
Funny True love is like a pillowTrue love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain and you can embrace when you are happy. So when you need true love: spend Rs 100 and buy a pillow.
Funny A young man asks a kind priestA young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that you guys never sleep.
Funny Monday went on TuesdayMonday went on Tuesday to Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…
Funny Roses are red violets are blueRoses are red violets are blue, monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. Don’t feel angry you will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at you.
Funny What do you call a womanWhat do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
