Life is the way how one looks at it.
When it comes to ‘livetogether’ –
Couples read it as Live together,
Some take it as Live to gather,
And Boys conider it as Live to get her!
A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
A brain walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a pint of beer please. The barman looks at him and says, Sorry, I can’t serve you. Why not?, asks the brain. The barman retorts, Because you’re already out of your head.
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.
A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
A brain walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a pint of beer please. The barman looks at him and says, Sorry, I can’t serve you. Why not?, asks the brain. The barman retorts, Because you’re already out of your head.
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.
A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
A brain walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a pint of beer please. The barman looks at him and says, Sorry, I can’t serve you. Why not?, asks the brain. The barman retorts, Because you’re already out of your head.
