Life is the way how one looks at it.
When it comes to ‘livetogether’ –
Couples read it as Live together,
Some take it as Live to gather,
And Boys conider it as Live to get her!
Two friends were attending a boring lecture. 1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep. 2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.
A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.
