The reason women love military men? It’s NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
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Funny The difference between a pigeonThe difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
Funny How Sweetly I LieSo Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.
Funny Modern day break upModern day break up: Girl: I wanna break up with you. Boy: Why?. Girl: because you didn’t comment on my picture.
Funny Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerkAftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Funny This is an ideal spot for a picnicThis is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!