I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. I realised it is very dangerous.
Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !
Height of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.
When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take you to an eye specialist!
When your ex says, you’ll never find someone like me. Are you supposed to say, . .. … Thank God!