Why women love to send SMS

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that majority of the men have started loving their own wives!

I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.

At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others and legends never talk, they send SMS.

I want to share everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS, every single second of day. Let us start with your ATM Password first.

Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions.