Trust is the most important part

Biscuit maker’s love letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Love is 50-50 because your dad is a Tiger. Will you give your Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I’ll become a Krack-Jack

If a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.

Heart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that? Not if I can help it, replied the woman.

Biscuit maker’s love letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Love is 50-50 because your dad is a Tiger. Will you give your Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I’ll become a Krack-Jack

If a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.