Great people talk about ideas

Little birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.

It’s wrong that Alcohol makes you fat… It doesn’t! It actually makes you LEAN… against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers!

Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.

Human-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair, Gold in Teeth, Sugar in Blood, Precious Stones in Kidney, And a never ending supply of Gas!

I and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!

If a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.