Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others and legends never talk, they send SMS.
The girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, Do you drink? The smart boy retorted, Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?
I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. I realised it is very dangerous.
When your ex says, you’ll never find someone like me. Are you supposed to say, . .. … Thank God!
I would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around.
Teacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!