Great people talk about ideas

Whenever you have a problem, just start singing your favourite song. You will realize that the problem is better than your voice.

A study by a Canadian anthropologist demonstrated that 97 percent of women shut their eyes during a kiss but only 37 percent of men did. The late actor Anthony Quinn had an explanation, ‘Many a husband kisses with his eyes wide open. He wants to make sure his wife is not around to catch him.’

Dear Whisky, Before I started drinking, I was made to believe that you make a person funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. I was looking stupid. We need to talk!

I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.

Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls are always incomplete without boys.

Guddi: I am in love with the neighbor so I am running away with him. Santa: Thanks, you have saved my money and time. Guddi: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom!