If a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.
How do you know when kids start to grow up? Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, you put your face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’
Life’s irony: Little girl wants Barbie dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
Preeto: Oh, wow! You have a new car, a new mansion, new clothes and new jewellery! Your husband has changed jobs? Jeeto: No, I changed husband!
What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.
Girl: I fell in love with him at second sight. Friend: Never heard of love at second sight? Girl: At first sight, he was crossing the road and on the second sight, he got into his Audi!