Biscuit maker’s love letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Love is 50-50 because your dad is a Tiger. Will you give your Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I’ll become a Krack-Jack
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!