Heart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.
I’m getting tired of writing Sent from my iPhone at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just . .. … …. get an iPhone!
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge. The traffic cop came up. What’s the matter, miss? he inquired. Aren’t we got colors you like?
When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flow in your eyes, always remember three things: I’m with you, you have money and Bar is open
An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!
Come, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.