At a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.
Girl’s status on Facebook: ‘Feeling sad!’ 17021 comments. Boy’s status: ‘Going to commit suicide!’ 2 likes and 1 comment – Think about it dude…. Drop the plan, if you can!