Females wearing sleeveless

Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!

So Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.

Roses are red violets are blue, monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. Don’t feel angry you will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at you.

Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Father: Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad. Son: Dad, I’m serious. Father: I thought you were Hungry? Son: Are you kidding me? Father: Nope, I’m Dad.

When your ex says, you’ll never find someone like me. Are you supposed to say, . .. … Thank God!

If Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs what does Pepsodent Sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings!