If couples who are in love

What is the new definition of LIQUIDITY in many countries today? When you look at your investments and wet your pants.

In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.

Why do girls look beautiful? Is it real or due to make-up? All false, girls look beautiful because boys have good imagination.

Please pass this SMS to all your friends. A person urgently needs three bottles of…. . . . . . . . Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It’s urgent Cell no and name is as displayed

Gender Discrimination, Cow dung is Holy, While Bull Shit is not. And female think we don’t respect them.

Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!