How do you tickle a rich girl

The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from your bag and study!

Q: What’s the difference between good and bad girls? A: Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

When a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.