Please pass this SMS to all your friends. A person urgently needs three bottles of…. . . . . . . . Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It’s urgent Cell no and name is as displayed
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, Sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
The girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, Do you drink? The smart boy retorted, Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?