Which computer do you have

In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent and the remaining is only 36-24-36

An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!

A software engineer was smoking. Girl: Didnt you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health. Er.: We bother only about errors and not warnings.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish… and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!

How do you know when kids start to grow up? Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!