Which computer do you have

There are four animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!

3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone.

Written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’

American Lifestyle: Daughter: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. Dad: You naughty girl! It’s OK but don’t forget me next time!

Taking a cue from Idea advertisement, if every child starts swapping their parents’ mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.