Which computer do you have

In the morning I don’t eat because I think of you, at noon I don’t eat because I think of you, in the evening I don’t eat because I think of you, at night I don’t sleep because I am hungry

Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.

If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, But will kill you if you forget their birthday!

A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as ‘Jo-Jua’, ‘So-Hua’