Girl: Which computer do you have?
Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card.
Boy: Which computer do you have?
Girl: A pink one.
A motorist was helping his extremely fat victim to rise. Couldn’t you have gone around me? growled the victim. Sorry, said the motorist, sadly. I wasn’t sure whether I had enough gasoline!
Who is a Psychiatrist? A qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, which your spouse gives you for free, daily.
Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
