Be lazy, think crazy

The girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, Do you drink? The smart boy retorted, Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.

Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!

I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.

Misery of a teacher: I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.

If you don’t do stupid things while You are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when You are old.