Be lazy, think crazy

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, But will kill you if you forget their birthday!

My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I’ll be successful and if I don’t reach my goal, I’ll still be successful.

Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions.

Q: What’s the different between mother and wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

A man died and went to heaven. God was surprised to see his heart still beating. God asked him, how come? The man replied, I’m dead but my wife still lives in my heart. The man was sent to hell for over-acting!

I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.