I love to Work but I don’t Work.
It’s simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much!
Be lazy, think crazy!
The girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, Do you drink? The smart boy retorted, Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?
Misery of a teacher: I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.