Be lazy, think crazy

Don’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!

Q: What’s the different between mother and wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

You should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st Msg: Let’s break up now, it’s all over. 2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.

A little boy opens the door and looks at his sister’s boy friend and asks innocently, Every day you come to meet my sister, don’t you have your own sister?