When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!
We all make mistakes in our life. But . . .. . . WIFE and BOSS only has art of finding it, remembering it and reminding it.
I hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?
News in a local newspaper: 5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk! Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.
Income Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile. Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque.
Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…
Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Bushes are red, Trees are red, Oh