When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!
How to catch squirrels? It’s simple. Just climb a tree and sit, Squirrels will come in search of you… you know Y? because They Love NUTS!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!
Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.
It takes patience to keep a nagging wife, fortune to keep an ambitious wife, four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
Advice to India’s Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won’t be able to change even the TV channel!
What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. … In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.