A Guy picks up a girl for the date

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.

Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Bushes are red, Trees are red, Oh

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!

Written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’