A Guy picks up a girl for the date

Drink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.

The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.

What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. … In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!

Mom: At what time did you go to bed last night? Child: Please never ask me again to disclose confidential information!

If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the seven signs of skin-aging, try ‘Adobe Photoshop’!