I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.
If you love something set it free. If it doesn’t come back, . .. … …. hunt it down, hit it with a stone and drag it back home!
Girls Psychology – Fraud with Innocent Boys, Fun with Handsome Boys, Friendship with Charming Boys, Contacts with Intelligent Boys, Flirt with Freaky Boys, Love with Faithful Boys and in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!
If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the seven signs of skin-aging, try ‘Adobe Photoshop’!
Education is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!
Just close your eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… Open your eyes ! Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.