To the only boy I ever loved

When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take you to an eye specialist!

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait’.

Height of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.

Notice at a Church: Don’t leave your Purse/Watch/Handbag/Mobile/GIRLFRIEND unattended. because others may think it’s an answer to their prayers.

Father to Son: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Son: No Dad, Success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal.

2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!