How Sweetly I Lie

A motorist was helping his extremely fat victim to rise. Couldn’t you have gone around me? growled the victim. Sorry, said the motorist, sadly. I wasn’t sure whether I had enough gasoline!

Don’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!

I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working. Then I learnt that my neighbors haven’t paid the bill. . .. … How irresponsible they are!