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Funny What happens to a lawyerQ: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
Funny Have some fun with the wrongLadies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.
Funny Written on the T-shirt of a beautifulWritten on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’
Funny A one line advertisement by a MarriedA one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.
Funny I heard that good looks can killI heard that good looks can kill. So, please don’t look at me. . .. … I don’t wanna see you die!
Funny A sexy woman is like a 1000A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.
Funny What happens to a lawyerQ: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
Funny Have some fun with the wrongLadies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.
Funny Written on the T-shirt of a beautifulWritten on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’
Funny A one line advertisement by a MarriedA one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.
Funny I heard that good looks can killI heard that good looks can kill. So, please don’t look at me. . .. … I don’t wanna see you die!
