Two friends were attending

A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper. The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?

Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls are always incomplete without boys.

Great Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

Quote on a husband’s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, But my wife is the queen of . . . all of them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Bushes are red, Trees are red, Oh