Two friends were attending a boring lecture.
1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep.
2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.
Misery of a teacher: I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.
A beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-. Manager handed him to police. He gave Rs 100/- to police and free. It’s called Financial Management without MBA.
You are thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching your every movement on three different channels: Pogo, Cartoon network and Animal planet. Thanks to media