Two friends were attending a boring lecture.
1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep.
2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.
