Two friends were attending a boring lecture.
1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep.
2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.
When I send SMS to you, it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques are also accepted.
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
