Two friends were attending a boring lecture.
1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep.
2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.
Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.
Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
