Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
