You’ll live to be 80

Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

Trust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won’t tell your wife

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, You have always been a headache!

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.