Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time.
Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?
Look at the world around you, you will see God’s creativity. Look at the breakfast table, you will see God’s providence. Look at the mirror you will see God’s sense of humor.
Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?
Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.