A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, Sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
An old to Doctor: Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doctor: That’s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
