A hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny The reason women love militaryThe reason women love military men? It’s NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.
Funny An idea can change your life butAn idea can change your life but a woman can change your idea. So, always change women to change ideas. What an Idea!
Funny When one door closesWhen one door closes, another door opens. That’s when you realize that . .. … you bought a really bad second hand car!
Funny Just to get away from youI would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
Funny Cow dung is HolyGender Discrimination, Cow dung is Holy, While Bull Shit is not. And female think we don’t respect them.
Funny Who let The dog outI saw you on road today. you were looking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let The dog out!
