A hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A foolish man tells a woman toA foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
Funny A Law Professor asks a StudentA Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? The Student replies: Father-in-Law
Funny Today if anyone praises youToday if anyone praises you for your beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st.
Funny Consequences of American lifeConsequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! your kids and my kids are beating our kids.
Funny Instead you could have posted itPostman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Funny I have started luving ‘U’I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings for ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
