A hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Advice of dentist. Treat your girl friendAdvice of dentist. Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.
Funny I told him you expiredGrandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here. Grandkid: You go and hide, I told him you expired.
Funny Height of insultHeight of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.
Funny People started shoutingDo you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, you put your face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’
Funny Prince charming will comeSomeday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Funny Wish of a girl these daysWish of a girl these days: I don’t want any prince charming coming on a white horse. I would rather prefer a vampire coming in a BMW!
