Good looks catch the eyes

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?

The best gifts to be given: To a Friend-Honesty, To an Enemy-Forgiveness, To Parents-Gratefulness, To God-your Life, To me- your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, etc. etc.

Doctor: You are in good health. You’ll live to be 80. Patient: But doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

Where do you see MANGOES? Mango tree No . .. Fruit Shop No . .. Maaza Drink No . .. Then exactly where does one sees it? A: Wherever Woman Goes, MAN GOES!

Extremely Important News!!! : Dear friends, Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates, and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products… … WITHOUT ME.