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Funny It was so cold last winter thatIt was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Funny There’ll be one heart thatToday, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
Funny It’s really weird that a womanIt’s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can’t see a pair of garage doors!
Funny I’m astounded by peopleI’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.
Funny I and my girlfriend are having aI and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!
Funny I hate when people tell meI hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?
Funny It was so cold last winter thatIt was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Funny There’ll be one heart thatToday, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
Funny It’s really weird that a womanIt’s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can’t see a pair of garage doors!
Funny I’m astounded by peopleI’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.
Funny I and my girlfriend are having aI and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!
Funny I hate when people tell meI hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?
Funny It was so cold last winter thatIt was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Funny There’ll be one heart thatToday, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
