Good and bad girls

God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you… well everybody makes mistakes.

Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.

Best advertising line: Faithful husband will go straight to heaven and unfaithful husbands will enjoy heaven on Earth. Choice is yours…

A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!

Remember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.

What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.