A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger.
Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!
After a few drinks man goes naughty, blabbers and shouts like an animal, fights without reasons, demands unnecessarily and simply irritates. But a woman can do all this without drinks!
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A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.