Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish… and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Who are you working for nowTwo frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are you working for now? 2nd: Same people, My wife and for children.
Funny Give me keys of bothAmerican: Oh God Give me a room full of gold. Russian: Oh God! Give me a room full of diamonds. Indian: Oh God! Give me keys of both the rooms
Funny It’s difficult to understand GodIt’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
Funny love can neither be created norLike energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Funny My Wi-Fi suddenly stoppedMy Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working. Then I learnt that my neighbors haven’t paid the bill. . .. … How irresponsible they are!
Funny Wife at the dinner tableWife at the dinner table, Please toast some bread for me. The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, To bread!
