Give a man a fish and he

It’s raining. Better alert all those who don’t have ‘Windows’ so that they may go out and enjoy the view.

Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty ‘SMS’, She laughs for 10 minutes, Forwards that to her friends, And then replies the boy. Mind it, I don’t like that kind of ‘SMS’?

Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?

The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.

How do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!