Give a man a fish and he

Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of them

The sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.

Wish of a girl these days: I don’t want any prince charming coming on a white horse. I would rather prefer a vampire coming in a BMW!

If you want success in life, be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death and smart like ME.

Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of them

The sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.