A man died and went to heaven. God was surprised to see his heart still beating.
God asked him, how come?
The man replied, I’m dead but my wife still lives in my heart.
The man was sent to hell for over-acting!
Doctor, cut off my dog’s tail. Doctor: Why do you want to do that? Because my mom-in-law is visiting us and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcomed.
