Faithful husband will go straight

Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!

On a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?

Silly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?

It’s raining. Better alert all those who don’t have ‘Windows’ so that they may go out and enjoy the view.

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, You have always been a headache!