How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by two minutes, a beer shortens your life by four minutes, a working day shortens your life by eight hours!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Heated gold becomes ornamentsHeated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become ‘Best Husbands’!
Funny The tagline outside a photo studioAn Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!
Funny The most interesting thingThe most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!
Funny A pregnant lady went to an astrologerA pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Funny The ‘Right to Sleep’The ‘Right to Sleep’ is part of our fundamental rights? Of course. Without it, how could we have got through school and college?
Funny Success is when Signature turnsFather to Son: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Son: No Dad, Success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal.
