A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!
Good looks catch the eyes, but Good personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! Flattered? Don’t Be! It was sent to me, and I just wanted you to read it.
Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
A little boy opens the door and looks at his sister’s boy friend and asks innocently, Every day you come to meet my sister, don’t you have your own sister?
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!
Good looks catch the eyes, but Good personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! Flattered? Don’t Be! It was sent to me, and I just wanted you to read it.
Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
A little boy opens the door and looks at his sister’s boy friend and asks innocently, Every day you come to meet my sister, don’t you have your own sister?
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!
