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Funny Pleasure is thinking of youWhat’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.
Funny World’s shortest jokesWorld’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.
Funny Tension happens in brainTension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?
Funny They forget to mention moronsScientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.
Funny Steve Jobs’ last wordsSteve Jobs’ last words: Please note that . .. iPill is not our product and iPad is not a sanitary napkin!
Funny BBM and Whatsapp have beenBBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!
