A little boy opens the door and looks at his sister’s boy friend and asks innocently, Every day you come to meet my sister, don’t you have your own sister?
Q: What’s the different between mother and wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
I said to a fat girl today, You are a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don’t know. I said, Salad tastes good.
A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid? You mean aspirin? asked the pharmacist. That’s it. I can never remember that word.
Monday went on Tuesday to Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…
The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.