A little boy opens the door and looks at his sister’s boy friend and asks innocently, Every day you come to meet my sister, don’t you have your own sister?
In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.
Q: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well-behaved persons… Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool you before APRIL 1st.
Aftr robbing the Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did you see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead and asked the next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Doctor: You are in good health. You’ll live to be 80. Patient: But doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.