A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny What is old ageWhat is old age? When you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic reasons.
Funny Two goldfish in a bowl talkingTwo goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
Funny Love me and I will moveLove me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.
Funny Pray to God so you can liveYou should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.
Funny A crossword puzzle addict diedDid you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!
Funny The best place to breakupMcDonalds: The best place to breakup with your girlfriend. There are no sharp knives, forks or heavy plates and you can always hide behind a fat kid!
