A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker.
The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job?
Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!
A brain walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a pint of beer please. The barman looks at him and says, Sorry, I can’t serve you. Why not?, asks the brain. The barman retorts, Because you’re already out of your head.
How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
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Only three living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears 2. Penguins 3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.
