A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker.
The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job?
Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!
Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes: 3rd Prize: Lots of love. 2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship. 1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.
At a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
