Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny May our friendship turn into silverMay our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
Funny A doctor implanted a new ear inA doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
Funny Wife at the dinner tableWife at the dinner table, Please toast some bread for me. The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, To bread!
Funny What are NitratesIn chemistry class teacher asked a girl: what are Nitrates Girl answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.
Funny If Pepsodent toothpaste killsIf Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs what does Pepsodent Sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings!
Funny Acquaintance: So have you sold anythingAcquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes. My car, the TV and a couple of items of jewellery…
