Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I’m going on emotional strikeHeart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.
Funny Next generation KindergartenNext generation Kindergarten poem: Chatting Chatting? Yes Papa! Girlfriend setting? No Papa! Telling lies? No Papa! Open your Whatsapp. Ha ha ha…
Funny Silly horror movie dialogueSilly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?
Funny When I send SMS to youWhen I send SMS to you, it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques are also accepted.
Funny I will be older therefore wiserProcrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
Funny If I ever go for a brain transplantIf I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
