Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!
I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.
Men love war because it allows them to look serious. because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them
A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.
A management student hugged a girl. The surprised girl, What was that? The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing. The girl slapped the boy. Boy: What’s this? Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’