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Funny Big boys want Barbie girlsLife’s irony: Little girl wants Barbie dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
Funny I’m expensiveBoy: Are You Single? Girl: No, I’m Plural. Boy: No, I mean, are you free this Friday? Girl: No, I’m expensive!
Funny Who is more satisfiedWho is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more
Funny You’ll live to be 80Doctor: You are in good health. You’ll live to be 80. Patient: But doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
Funny After a few drinks man goes naughtyAfter a few drinks man goes naughty, blabbers and shouts like an animal, fights without reasons, demands unnecessarily and simply irritates. But a woman can do all this without drinks!
Funny I prefer not to thinkI prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
