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Funny If ever in your lifeIf ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
Funny Important Dieting tipImportant Dieting tip: Avoid things that make you fat like Measuring scales, Mirrors and Photographs!
Funny Human beings get rich asHuman-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair, Gold in Teeth, Sugar in Blood, Precious Stones in Kidney, And a never ending supply of Gas!
Funny If a beautiful woman goesIf a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.
Funny I’m expensiveBoy: Are You Single? Girl: No, I’m Plural. Boy: No, I mean, are you free this Friday? Girl: No, I’m expensive!
Funny A young man asks a kind priestA young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that you guys never sleep.