If I was a painter, you would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.
At a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.
His drinks are with us whenever we are sad or happy. Now he needs us. Please save Mallya’s kingfisher air. Drink his liquid gold above your normal capacity.
Please pass this SMS to all your friends. A person urgently needs three bottles of…. . . . . . . . Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It’s urgent Cell no and name is as displayed
