If I was a painter, you would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.
Misery of a teacher: I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.
Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes: 3rd Prize: Lots of love. 2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship. 1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.
