Unfortunately I am a psychiatrist

Woman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?

Height of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Bushes are red, Trees are red, Oh

The boss got out of a BMW 5 series and a junior employee remarked, Wow Boss, That’s Great! The boss said, If you also work hard, be punctual, put in more hours of work during the weekends and take fewer holidays, I’ll be able to buy an even better car next year!

Woman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?

Height of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.