Every tear is a sign of cutting onions,
Every silence is a sign of zero balance,
Every smile is a sign of daily brushing!
Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!
A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!
It’s the thing that satiates your mind, body and soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere. It’s called . .. … Prayer! May God bless your naughty mind!
When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flow in your eyes, always remember three things: I’m with you, you have money and Bar is open
