Every tear is a sign of cutting onions,
Every silence is a sign of zero balance,
Every smile is a sign of daily brushing!
Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!
As you face a brand new day, bow your head and say this prayer: Thank you Lord for having this amazingly good looking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.
A motorist was helping his extremely fat victim to rise. Couldn’t you have gone around me? growled the victim. Sorry, said the motorist, sadly. I wasn’t sure whether I had enough gasoline!