Every tear is a sign of cutting

Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls are always incomplete without boys.

Great Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!

When I send SMS to you, it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques are also accepted.

A software engineer was smoking. Girl: Didnt you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health. Er.: We bother only about errors and not warnings.

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?

A management student hugged a girl. The surprised girl, What was that? The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing. The girl slapped the boy. Boy: What’s this? Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.