Every tear is a sign of cutting onions, Every silence is a sign of zero balance, Every smile is a sign of daily brushing! Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny What are NitratesIn chemistry class teacher asked a girl: what are Nitrates Girl answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.
Funny The sergeant-major yelledThe sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.
Funny Education is incomplete withoutEducation is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!
Funny You are probably a womanFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
Funny A one line advertisement by a MarriedA one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.
Funny Person tells 4 lies per dayIn this World: On an average, a person tells 4 lies per day….1460 in a year!! and the most common LIE is……… ‘I AM FINE!’
