Every tear is a sign of cutting

This is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!

What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. … In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

As you face a brand new day, bow your head and say this prayer: Thank you Lord for having this amazingly good looking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.

A motorist was helping his extremely fat victim to rise. Couldn’t you have gone around me? growled the victim. Sorry, said the motorist, sadly. I wasn’t sure whether I had enough gasoline!