But i really love You

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.

Mom: At what time did you go to bed last night? Child: Please never ask me again to disclose confidential information!

Trust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won’t tell your wife

Difference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.

Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!