But i really love You

God created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Why is there an ‘Eject’ button on the DVD remote? In any case, one still has to get up and take the disc out. It’s like having a remote to open the fridge!

Little birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell you… it’s none of your business.

In this World: On an average, a person tells 4 lies per day….1460 in a year!! and the most common LIE is……… ‘I AM FINE!’