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Modern day break up: Girl: I wanna break up with you. Boy: Why?. Girl: because you didn’t comment on my picture.

Girls Psychology – Fraud with Innocent Boys, Fun with Handsome Boys, Friendship with Charming Boys, Contacts with Intelligent Boys, Flirt with Freaky Boys, Love with Faithful Boys and in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy

What happened to your network? I tried to call you but the operator said Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree….please try later.

God created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!

Girl: Which computer do you have? Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card. Boy: Which computer do you have? Girl: A pink one.