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Every tear is a sign of cutting onions, Every silence is a sign of zero balance, Every smile is a sign of daily brushing! Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!

If a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.

Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions.

Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!

The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

The woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.