Today, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Telling a lie is a fault forTelling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck!
Funny A girl fell in love with aA girl fell in love with a boy at 2nd sight, because at 1st sight, she did’nt know that . . .. he has Audi Q7!
Funny You are probably a womanFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
Funny Getting married on a FridayDo you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
Funny What is loveWhat is love? In Math, it’s a problem. In History, it’s a battle. In Science, it’s a reaction. In Art, it’s a heart.
Funny A beautiful girl puts her fingerA beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!
