Only three living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears 2. Penguins 3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.
No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell you… it’s none of your business.
Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time. Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?