There’ll be one heart that

Just close your eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… Open your eyes ! Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!

The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!

If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the seven signs of skin-aging, try ‘Adobe Photoshop’!

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

The sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.