There’ll be one heart that

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.

Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

I would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you

When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!