In a class room.
Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls?
Boy: Girls.
Girl: How?
Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry,
But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.
A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
