The tagline outside a photo studio

Good looks catch the eyes, but Good personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! Flattered? Don’t Be! It was sent to me, and I just wanted you to read it.

Boy: Are You Single? Girl: No, I’m Plural. Boy: No, I mean, are you free this Friday? Girl: No, I’m expensive!

At a railway station, a beggar meets another beggar while a software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other, ‘So, which platform are you working on?’

Teacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!

A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.

The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!