The tagline outside a photo studio

Postman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.

Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?

Girl: I fell in love with him at second sight. Friend: Never heard of love at second sight? Girl: At first sight, he was crossing the road and on the second sight, he got into his Audi!

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, Would you repeat that? Not if I can help it, replied the woman.

Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…