The tagline outside a photo studio

Little birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.

2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!

Steve Jobs’ last words: Please note that . .. iPill is not our product and iPad is not a sanitary napkin!

Ladies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.

Look at the ocean and see God’s abundance! Look at the sky and see God’s glory! Look at the moon and see God’s wonder! Look at the mirror and see God’s Blunder!

A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age. The kid said to the granny, Don’t stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!